Popular Barack Obama Jokes
Q. Why won’t Obama laugh at himself?
Q. How can you tell when Obama has been smoking dope?
Q. Why did Obama think that he had campaigned in 57 states?
Like any experienced Chicago politician, Obama would go the cemetary to register voters. One night he came across a grave so old and worn that he couldn't make out the name on the tombstone. The staffer holding the flashlight got impatient and suggested they just move on to the next plot. Obama angrily exclaimed, "This person has a much right to vote as anyone else here!"
Bill Clinton said, “I didn’t inhale.”
Richard Nixon said “I am not a crook!”
Harry Truman said, “The buck stops here!”
Q. What do Obama and Osama have in common?
Q. Why doesn’t Barack drink Pepsi?
Q. Why wouldn’t Barack salute the American flag?
Q. Why did Obama change his name from Barry to Barack?